03 6 / 2012
- Yo: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- Yo: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- Yo: you realize this makes you a nerd
- Yo:
- Yo:
- Yo: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- Yo: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- Yo: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- Yo:
- Yo:
- Yo: this isn't normal
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03 6 / 2012
detectiveswizardsandtimelords:
So that’s how he survived then.
How did we miss this clue?
We saw but we didn’t observe.
It all makes sense now.
(via juniors-sunglasses)
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03 6 / 2012
And you are all I ever remember.
(Source: -expelliarmus-, via floatingcloudbadger)
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03 6 / 2012
10 000! I am completely speechless!
I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE.
I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want!
RULES!
- Only reblogs counts
- Please have an open ask box so I can contact you.
- No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam)
Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!)
The giveaway will end July 1st.
EDIT: I am getting a lot of questions about the giveaway, so I’ve made a FAQ under the ‘read more’.
(via juniors-sunglasses)
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03 6 / 2012
with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
…What.
(via beg-for-mercy-twice)
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03 6 / 2012
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Yo: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Yo: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Yo: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Yo: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Yo: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Yo: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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